Bill Cosby Vanity Fair Cover

Please don't hate me. I got this on Facebook and I just had to post it here. It is hilarious.

Chiflaco Out

Mike Update

Nothing much going on with me. I'm on routine mode.

Mike on the other hand has had some problems. He's very weak. He's still having trouble swallowing. He's in pain and very nauseous. Bless his heart.

We haven't spoken in over a week. We do text daily. I do miss talking to him. He is my BFFF after all.

Chiflaco out.

Fuckable

I get a monthly haircut from my fag hag, Natalie. She lives down the hall from me and she loves to coif me monthly. I tell her I want to be fuckable and she manages to respect my wish. I am quite fuckable when she's through with me.

I love being fuckable. Really boosts up my morale. I just texted her that I'm ready for the month. Just gotta see when she's available.

Great to have a fag hag. She's real cool and yes, she's a lesbian and a great friend. I'm so lucky to have her  in my life.

Chiflaco out.

William's Family

The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge show off their progeny.

Nothing Going On

Nothing much going on. I've slipped into a routine lately. I wake up and have coffee and toast. I then take my daily walk to the library. I surf the net. Then I take a nap. I have dinner then watch some DVDs. Boring. But that's life on disability.

I've been thinking of my book lately. I finally started writing. It's funny how the words just come out. I'm on chapter one and it goes until 1985, so no Barbara, you're not in it.

We'll see what develops.

Chiflaco out.

Charlotte's Christening

Princess Charlotte Elizabeth Diana was christened today. They were joined by royals and she has five god-parents. Here's Prince George in a costume reminiscent of his father when he was that age.

Chiflaco out.

Ladies Who Lunch

Went to Jim's with Mike and Tony. I like it there because Mike can find something he can actually swallow. He still has trouble swallowing and can only eat soft foods.

It was a great visit and we laughed a lot of course. Mike was wearing a mask because he didn't want dust going up his throat or nose. He had cheddar soup and scrambled eggs with cheddar cheese.

Tony and I had deserts and Mike got a chocolate chip cookie for the road. Nice to have such wonderful friends. Now to find a husband...

Chiflaco out.

Ladies Who Lunch

Went to brunch with Mike and Tony today. We went to Luther's who just moved across the street.

The food was great as was the ambiance. They had a live trio playing familiar tunes. The food was great except for Mike who had the Eggs Benedict and the English muffin was too tough to cut with a knife. They comped his order.

I like Luther's despite that on drawback. I would till recommend Luther's. I had the Swiss Mushroom burger that was absolutely spectacular. I highly recommend Luther's for a good eating experience.

Chiflaco out.

SAME-SEX MARRIAGE APPROVED!

WE CAN MARRY IN THE 50 STATES!!!!!
I was on Twitter and it exploded big time. And I don't have a boyfriend to make that wish come true for me.

Chiflaco out.

Dental Visit

Went to get my teeth cleaned today. Deedee said my teeth were great. Dr Riley said my teeth  were great. He's  an absolute hottie. When we shake hands we hold it for a long time.


Dr. Riley  is cute. I love holding on to his hand as much as he does. He's a hottie and I fantasize about  him all the time.



Chiflaco out.

Caitlyn's Father's Day

Caitlyn enjoys a Father's Day with her children and step-children. She's also said they can call her Dad.

Birthday Boy

His Royal Hotness Prince William turned 33 yesterday. Here he is with look a like son Prince George.

Chemotherapy and Radiation

Mike started chemotherapy last Friday. So far so good. He started radiation Tuesday. Today he had both. No side effects to speak of.

It does leave him exhausted. Mike is a sweetheart and takes it all in stride. I'm praying for him.

Chiflaco out.

George and Charlotte

They're royally adorable. Photo of Prince George and Princess Charlotte taken by Mom Kate.

Maintenace Woman

Our maintenance man  is a woman. I was shocked. I turned in a work order for my a/c leaking today. Josie showed up and quickly found the trouble. She used an extractor to pick up the excess water and fixed my a/c.

She asked if I've ever been to the Sunset and I said yes. The Sunset was a gay bar from back when. She said she recognized me. And then she asked if I was a regular at Olmos Park. Again she recognized me. And I've always tried to maintain a low profile.

I like her. She's cool. She told me that there was a Pride celebration at the Mercado. I of course won't go. I just don't like crowds anymore. But it's nice to have family close by.

She love Jean-Luc of course and told me that her wife had a cat that preferred her over herself. So much information  was exchanged.

I hope she  works out. I really  like her and she knows what she's doing. I will support her of course.


Chiflaco out.

Hello Caitlyn Jenner

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This came out yesterday. It was Bruce Jenner's official coming out. She has a spread in Vanity Fair and she looks gorgeous. I told Mike I'd turn lesbian for her.

She also revealed her new name, Caitlyn. I'm looking forward to more from her. She looks nothing like Bruce. She's empowered herself with that name. I hope she finds true happiness.

Chiflaco out.

Ladies Who Lunch

I saw Mike today. He had two appointments hours apart. He took me to lunch in between.

We went to the Mexican Manhattan. It was so funny because one of the managers called me James. Mike thought this was funny and called me a whore. I can't help it if men know me.

We visited at home for about two hours. It was great to see him. He starts chemotherapy Friday. We're hoping he doesn't get any bad reactions. He's thinking hair loss and diarrhea. I'm hoping for the best.

Chiflaco  out.

Urologist

I'm still having plumbing problems. So I went to a urologist. He was hot! What I won't do to get fingered. He said my prostate was okay and saw no reason for my plumbing situation.

He did give me some drug samples. Don't know why he gave me them since I'm allegedly okay.

Chiflaco out.

I saw Mike Today!

Mike called me this morning and asked if I needed to go to the store. Of course I said yes, Jean-Luc needs food and I need Pepsi.

He's looking good. He can talk somewhat, he slurs his words. I only slur when I drink. He lied and said I'm looking good. Best friends are such great liars.

We chatted a lot and got caught up on our lives. Yesterday was exciting for him, he ate actual food. He had a dental appointment and they numbed his mouth and he was able to eat without feeling pain.

He starts chemo/radiation next month. He had his hair shorn short and he said the salon will shave his head for free if his hair falls out due to the chemo. Something to look forward to.

It was a short visit but we'll see each other tomorrow. He's taking me out to lunch. Also will be great to see Tony. I haven't seen them since April.

Chiflaco out.

Mental Health Day

Went to the psychiatrist today. I have to go periodically for my sleeping pills. He seemed very interested in my trip to Paris and my reading everything. Right now I'm reading a memoir of a Holocaust survivor.

Also saw my therapist. She was also interested on the Holocaust. She also said I was an intellectual of all things. I have so much to offer but don't know where to get started.

I recently looked up info on publishing a book. They all say to start with a literary agent which I have. They've actually contacted me and I don't know how they got my number, but they called for more information.

I have a vague outline that I want to turn into a memoir. We'll see what happens.

Chiflaco out.